Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong Tee

Therapy is expensive. Dirt is cheaper. Gardening because murder is wrong is the most polite way to say you’re working on your impulse control with a trowel.

Who it’s for: Plant moms, backyard hobbyists, and anyone who finds peace in pruning instead of arguing in the group chat.

• Soft cotton-feel everyday tee
• Relaxed flattering fit for yard work or brunch
• Sizes S–3XL
• Machine wash cold, inside out

Wear / gift for: spring planting, plant swaps, Mother’s Day for the garden aunt, and “she has 47 pots on the porch” birthdays.

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